nskidmore@tkc.edu

I may or may not throw myself off the fire escape of Herald Towers if I get another TKC e-mail today. It sounds dramatic... but it is a very real possibility. I mean... I have only received 10 e-mails today, seem a little excessive? My TKC account is raping me and there is no way out!! I feel like a trapped child (ew. gross) inside one of those plastic ball net contraptions. You know... the ones in McDonalds.. ew McDonalds...

Anyway.... the point of this rant is, well nothing really but to complain. TKC. Tits! It runs my life. And thanks to the "Pimp Machine" (iPhone), I am continually reminded of my leash that is... my student e-mail. Welcome to my world...

NEW MESSAGES 2/3/09
Final Agenda for Council Meeting
Revised February Calendar
Free Financial Planning Seminar
Great Career Connection
FREE COFFEE!!
Breakbreakers, Last Reminder
Leadership and Internship Opportunities
Temptation Book Forum
Intro to Econ
Elections for Student Body President
Books

Blah Blah BLAHHH
Geez. I do not have the time nor the desire to read all your bullshit. The only one that sounds in any way worth my energy would be "Free Coffee," which in fact, was a very deceiving subject. A. Nothing is free. B. Why the hell would I take the time to go to the link provided and follow further instructions in order to get this free cup of coffee when I can walk down the street and get a Starbucks. DUH. Not going to happen.

Now normally when I am annoyed by a curtain form of communication... I get rid of it. (Example: Old phone number. If I never text you back... you annoy me. Leave me alone. ) However, in this case, that is not an option. I don't think it's even possible. Balls!!!

If you don't know where I am or what I'm doing... it's because I am hiding. Don't ask me to make plans... I won't. I don't even know what "plans" entail and I'd rather not. I don't count on anyone. I do what I want.

TITS!!
TKC, you stress me out.

I can't take this nonsense. Give me a dollar if you wanna hollarr.
I'm a mess

N.